Comic Sans Jokes - 9 Hilarious Comic Sans Jokes

Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar.

The Bartender shouts 'Get out we don't serve your type in here'

Headstone Designer: I'm going to use Comic Sans on your headstone.

Client: Over my dead body!

Headstone Designer: Yes

I don't mind comic sans.

It's honestly a very well rounded font.

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What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians?

Comic Sans

I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV

Now im a comic sans resume

I was chatting to a graphic designer about invitations for the baby’s christening.

“How about comic sans?” I said “Oh no” she scoffed, “for this occasion we’re gonna need a baptismal font”.

just finished editing an article on freedom of speech

can't choose between comic sans and liberation serif

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

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