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It’s 2015. Bill Clinton is whipping up celebrity endorsements for Hillary with a Halloween party. He invites his friend, Arnold Schwarzenegger and suggests they go as dead presidents for the media. “Too cliche” says Arnie. “What about dead musicians.” “Great idea. I’ll be Coltrane. What about you?”

“I’ll be Bach.”

So a jazz musician dies and goes to heaven

No, that's not the whole joke.

He's greeted by Thelonious Monk, who says "Hey, welcome--and congratulations on making it up here! There's a spot for you in the band if you want it. We play with Satch, Django, Coltrane, all the greats, and we have a gig tonight. There's only one catch: God'...

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A talented but unemployed jazz pianist.

A talented but unemployed jazz pianist/composer was walking down Second Avenue in New York contemplating his sad life when he sees a sign in a restaurant window that says "Jazz pianist wanted, full time position." Elated at his good fortune he goes inside to apply for the job.

He meets the ma...

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