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Cold Call Jokes

A red cross worker is cold calling people for donations

A Red Cross worker is cold calling people for donations and comes across a lawyer where records shows he makes $500k+ a year and hasn’t made a single charitable donation. So the Red Cross worker calls the lawyer and asks if he’d like to donate. The lawyer says “no “,thank you.” The Red Cross worker ...

Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..."

Yes.

And we called her Amy.

An unknown number called me, sneezed and coughed a few times and then hung up.

I'm getting tired of all these cold calls.

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To the ass hole that keeps calling my phone, sneezing, then hanging up.

I am getting sick and tired of your cold calls.

The phone rings....

A man answers: "Hello?"


"*cough, cough, achoo*"


"Who is this?"


"*cough, achoo, cough, cough*"


The man slams down the phone. "Damn cold calls."

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What a strange bar (long)

A salesman had to make a cold call in a city he had never visited. He checked into a hotel the night before his presentation. Bored, he decided to take a walk and find a bar nearby. He found a nice little bar about a block away, sat down at a table and ordered a drink. He noticed 4 walnuts sitti...

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