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Code Name Jokes

Air Force One now gets a new Code name!

The COVID Express!

What’s Trump’s code name when he visits China?

Orange Chicken

So I went to a super rich hotel and apparently they have code names for everything...

So I asked for an extra pillow and got a prositute

Now I have two prositutes and not enough pillows

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My friend was the head architect for a Cocaine heist. He code named it

The Big Blow Job

A man and his wife were thinking of a code name for when, when they're around their kids.

The husband says, "let's call it laundry."

His wife replies, "why laundry?"

Husband says, "Because if it's a small load. I can do it by hand."

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I went for a Chinese last night and got chatting to the waiter.

He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a Kamikaze pilot and his Code Name was 'Chow Mein'. I said "correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?"

To which he replied, "Yes but I was Chicken Chow Mein."....

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule"  as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

A general is inspecting the drydock where an advanced prototype is in the final stages of commissioning.

The project manager excitedly explains how the attack submarine will be much faster than an enemy due to an innovative design which drastically reduces drag forces. The general asks how progress is coming along.

The manager replies, “The propulsion system is complete, I think it's ready for ...

Given how much damage Trump is doing to the environment...

his secret service code name is officially "Agent Orange".

BUSH AND BILL Jokes

Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?

A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also "Mr. Bush."

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