A mother and her three daughters, Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock are walking down a path

Lily asks her mom “mom, why did you name me Lily?” The mom replies “Because when we were taking you home from the delivery room, a lily fell on your head” Curious, Rose asks “Mom, why is my name Rose?” Her mother says “because when we were taking you home from the delivery room, a rose fell on your ...

There were 3 kids, one named Rose, one named Lily, and one named Cinderblock

The three kids were walking down the street with their mom.

Rose: Mom why am i named Rose?

Mom: Because when you were born a rose pedal fell on you're head.

Lily: Me to Mom?

Mom: Yes Lily

Cinderblock: Habdlqoibrisbwi!?

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One if my favorite jokes to tell.

The was a mama cow with 3 baby calves. The first calf named sunlight came up to her and asked, "Mama, why am I named sunlight?"
The mama replied, "When you were born, a ray if sunlight landed on your head."
The second calf named butterfly came up to her and asked, "Mama, why am I named butterf...

Three girls are in the back seat, their parents are in the front

Girl 1: Mom, why did you name me Violet?

Mother: Oh Violet, your grandmother dropped a violet on your head the day you were born.

Girl 2: Mom, why did you name me Daisy?

Mother: When we were walking out of the hospital the nurse put a daisy on your head.

Girl 3: Jwoandb...

"There are Five Cows on a farm"...

One mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a ...

A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters.

The eldest daughter turns to her mother and asks "How did I get my name mummy?"

"Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head! So that's why we named you Rose.”

The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question.

"Well dar...

This little girl asked her Dad:

Daaad! Why am I called Rose?

Because, my dear, a little after you were born, a rose fell on your head, and so we called you Rose.

Then his son Cinderblock asked him the same question:

AAAAGEHHHHRREBAJSIAMAAA EEEEEETHHHHH

Kid1: Hey Dad why am I called lily?

Dad: Because a lily petal fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid2: Hey Dad why am I called rose?

Dad: Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid3: herdurrrrahduhrgh#%*?

Dad: Shut up Cinderblock

"Why did you name me Lily?"

"Father," said Lily, "why did you name me Lily?" Lily's father smiled, "On the day you were born, a gentle breeze carried a lily through the window, and it gently fell onto your forehead, and so we named you Lily." Lily smiled at her father, and went back to playing.
On that same day, Lily's sist...

A man had 2 daughters and a son. One day all three of them wanted to ask how Dad had named them.

The first daughter asked, "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"

The father responded, "When you were born, a rose pedal floated through the window and landed on your head."

The second daughter asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Violet?"

The father responded, "When you were born, the...

Dad, where did my name come from?

One day a man was sitting on the porch, reading a book while keeping an eye on his 3 kids who were playing in the yard. The eldest, Rose, comes up to him and says "Dad, I was wondering, why did you name me Rose?"

"Well you'd never believe it, but when you were born a rose petal fell from a bo...

A man and his 3 daughters

This was one of my favorites from middle school:
So a man has 3 daughters and he is sitting alone in his room one night.
His oldest daughter comes in and asks, "Dad, why did you name me Rose?" He responds, "Well when you were born a rose petal fell on your forehead."
She leaves and the seco...

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A family wants to know why they were named the way they were.

A fathers daughter walks in and says, “Dad, why is my name butterfly?

The father replies, “well, when you were born a butterfly landed on your head.”

Then the second daughter walks in and asks, “Dad, why is my name lily?”

The dad replies, “well, when you were born a lily flew in...

My daughter asked me today: “Dad? Why am I named Rose?”

I told her because a rose fell on her head when she was born. My second daughter came up to me and asked:”Dad? Why am I named Lily?” I told her it was because a lily fell on her head when she was born. Then my third daughter walks up to me and says: “errablup!?” I said: “SHUT IT! CINDERBLOCK GET BAC...

Once there is a Family Mom, Snow Flake, Grain of sand and Cinder block

Snow Flake asks her mom "Mom why did you call me Snow Flake?"
And her mom replies " Because when you were born a snow flake fell on your forehead."
Then Grain of sand asks "Mom why did you call me Grain of sand?"
And then mom replies " Because when you were born a grain of sand fell on your...

A father Is lounging in his study..

When one of his daughters walks in and asks "Daddy.. why is my name Rose?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a rose petal on your face." The second daughter barges in and asks "Daddy why Is my name Daisy?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy peta...

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Original Jokes.

A man is speeding down the beach road in Nags Head, NC when a seagull smashes into his windshield. He gets it stuck in the wiper blades trying to get it off, and eventually a cop comes up behind him and hits the cherries and berries. At that moment the seagull flips off the guy's car and smashes int...

A Dad and his 3 Daughters are eating dinner

One daughter turns to her dad and asks "Dad, why did you name me Rosie?". Her Dad looks at her and says "Well, when you were born, the first thing to touch your face was a rose petal, so we named you Rosie". The second daughter looks at him and asks "Dad, why'd you name me Lilly?". The Dad looks at ...

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3 girls and their dad are playing in the yard...

Three little girls are playing outside in the yard with their dad, when the first little girl looks up and says, "Daddy, why did you and mommy name me buttercup?"
"Well sweetheart, when you were first born, that was the first thing to land on your head."
"Okay daddy, but what about Bubbles?"...

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Where does my name come from?

A woman was making dinner for her family when her oldest child walked in and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Feather?" "Well," said the mom, "When your father and I carried you out the hospital doors, a feather fell out of the sky and landed on your little head, and it was the most beautiful thing ...

Three Daughters

One day, three daughters were spending time with their father when a question arised from the first daughter.

"Father, Why is my name, Rose?", she asked.
"When you were born, a Rose dropped on your head, and so we decided to name you Rose", explained the father.

The second daughter ...

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A white man is at a urinal..

He is urinating beside this big muscly 6'4 black man and cant help but look down. To his amazement he witnesses a monster cock and cant help but ask the black man how that was possible. "Im sorry but how is it that big?!" He said in awe. The black man replied "when i was young i used to tie weights ...

Naming your daughters

A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had.

The first daughter asks: "dad, why did you name me Rose?" The father replies, "well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital.

The seco...

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A Mother of three is sitting on her porch.

One of her daughters walks up to her and asks "Mommy, why am I named Rose?" Mommy replies with "because when you were very young, a rose fell on your head." Rose wonders off.

Her second daughter comes up looking puzzled and asks, "mommy, why am I named Daisy?" Mommy replies with "because whe...

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