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I was subject to a full cavity search by the authorities yesterday.

I would say it was hands *down* the shittiest part of my life, but...

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today!

Busy day for a dentist!

Last time I asked for a cavity search....

My dentist got really angry and threw me out of his office

My dentist gives me cavity searches all the time.

I think I need a new dentist..

Why does TSA like to hire dentists as supervisors?

They are already experts in performing cavity searches.

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Top 10 Things That Prison Guards Hate

10) Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.

9) Coming up with one too many during a head count.

8) Having to break up a fight in the shower.

7) Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.

6) Recognizing the newest inmate as your financial...

I've been a dentist for ten years.

This is the first time I'm getting a cavity search at the airport.

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

Most people don’t realize how similar the jobs of dentists and correction officers really are.

They both mainly consist of cavity searches.

The FBI Just raided a local dentist office

They are currently performing a cavity search

"I knew you had it in you" said the supporting officer...

As he finished the cavity search.

What Not to Say to a Policeman

-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the ...

It really saddens me that police officers are so underpaid they have to take second jobs...

This lovely young officer pulled me over for drunk driving and is just going back to his car to get the stuff needed for a 'Cavity search'. Police officer and a dentist. What a hard working man.

Why do dentists make the worst TSA agents?

They're always trying to do a cavity search

My girl threw this one at me right before bed: "Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"

Because they always do a full cavity search!

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

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