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Cavity Search Jokes

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

I choose to get a cavity search every 6 months

I love going to the dentist

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I was subject to a full cavity search by the authorities yesterday.

I would say it was hands *down* the shittiest part of my life, but...

Last time I asked for a cavity search....

My dentist got really angry and threw me out of his office

That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today!

Busy day for a dentist!

My dentist gives me cavity searches all the time.

I think I need a new dentist..

What do dentist and police officers do when they get together?

Cavity searches

A bad day at the dentist is better than a bad day at the airport.

Because a search for cavities sure beats a cavity search.

Instead of going to the dentist, I go to the airport

That way, I never have to pay for cavity searches.

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

I've been a dentist for ten years.

This is the first time I'm getting a cavity search at the airport.

Why does TSA like to hire dentists as supervisors?

They are already experts in performing cavity searches.

The FBI Just raided a local dentist office

They are currently performing a cavity search

Most people don’t realize how similar the jobs of dentists and correction officers really are.

They both mainly consist of cavity searches.

What Not to Say to a Policeman:

-I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize I was driving.

-Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-You're not gonna check the trunk...

"I knew you had it in you" said the supporting officer...

As he finished the cavity search.

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Top 10 Things That Prison Guards Hate

10) Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.

9) Coming up with one too many during a head count.

8) Having to break up a fight in the shower.

7) Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.

6) Recognizing the newest inmate as your financial...

My girl threw this one at me right before bed: "Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"

Because they always do a full cavity search!

Why do dentists make the worst TSA agents?

They're always trying to do a cavity search

It really saddens me that police officers are so underpaid they have to take second jobs...

This lovely young officer pulled me over for drunk driving and is just going back to his car to get the stuff needed for a 'Cavity search'. Police officer and a dentist. What a hard working man.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

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