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Carpe Diem Jokes

Carpe Diem is a great motto and all...

but if you seize everyday, you probably have epilepsy

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two buddies are drinking at a bar..

.. having a good time. The older man mentions that he needs some relationship advice, that he has a big-time crush but isn't sure if they reciprocate.

The younger guy encourages him, saying he just needs to communicate it or maybe booze dat ass up and see where things go.

The older gu...

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