My friends call me Captain Obvious

It's because I state the obvious.

What did Captain Obvious say as a baby cattle entered the room?

A door a bull

My friends started calling me captain obvious

But just so you know I’m not actually a captain, it’s just a nickname.

Just bought a book "Jokes about Captain Obvious".

It's full of Captain Obvious jokes.

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