The worst part of taking calc class

Every day, I deal with my e^x

Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets...

It's called Halo3.**ods**t

I WAS at my y' = 0 of performance in calc

Context: in university now. Can confirm. Am failing.

What did the lazy algorithm say to the next iteration upon receiving an interim result?

Calc you later!

What did the tired TI-84 say to the integration formula?

Meh, I’ll calc you later.

A Calculus joke

Verbatim from what my professor just showed in one of my engineering classes:

e^x and a constant are walking down the street together when the constant sees a differential operator coming their way. He starts to run away, and e^x asks "Why are you running away?" The constant answers, "That's...

A group of engineering professors are all sitting on a plane waiting to take off...

The captain comes over the intercom and announces that as a surprise, the entire plane has been designed and built by their students.

Understandably, all the engineers immediately begin panicking, desperately scrambling to get off the plane, all except for one who is still calmly sitting in h...

Integrating with cossin

Legal in Calc class and in Alabama.

I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test...

by switching to radians.

A calculus joke...

Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin!

Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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