Calc Jokes - 13 Hilarious Calc Jokes

The worst part of taking calc class

Every day, I deal with my e^x

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I WAS at my y' = 0 of performance in calc

Context: in university now. Can confirm. Am failing.

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How do mathematicians say goodbye?

Calc u later!

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Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets...

It's called Halo3.**ods**t

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What did the computer say to the group of numbers?

I'll Calc You Later

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A Calculus joke

Verbatim from what my professor just showed in one of my engineering classes:

e^x and a constant are walking down the street together when the constant sees a differential operator coming their way. He starts to run away, and e^x asks "Why are you running away?" The constant answers, "That's...

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I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test...

by switching to radians.

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I cheated on my girlfriend in college

She was way better at Calc 1b than me.

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What did the lazy algorithm say to the next iteration upon receiving an interim result?

Calc you later!

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A calculus joke...

Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin!

Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What did the tired TI-84 say to the integration formula?

Meh, I’ll calc you later.

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Integrating with cossin

Legal in Calc class and in Alabama.

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A group of engineering professors are all sitting on a plane waiting to take off...

The captain comes over the intercom and announces that as a surprise, the entire plane has been designed and built by their students.

Understandably, all the engineers immediately begin panicking, desperately scrambling to get off the plane, all except for one who is still calmly sitting in h...

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