A blonde is sitting next to a brunette on a plane. She turns to the dark haired woman and asks, "Where are you from?"
The brunette haughtily replies, "I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."
The blonde pauses for a second and then asks, "Where are you from, ?"
Two old men sitting on a park bench
Two old men were sitting on a park bench watching the young women jog by. One jogger stops and gets upset at the attention. "Just who are you staring at, old man?" she asks.
He drops his head and apologizes saying "I'm sorry, but you remind me of my dear wife. She was a dark haired beauty jus...
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A drunk notices that one of his fellow regulars is really stepping up his one night stand game as of late so he goes up to him and asks how he's doing it.
The drunk slurs "heyy mate, I've been notishing that you are shagging allotta women lately. It's almost like 50 pershent of the babes end up leaving with you. You gotta tell me your *hic secret". The guy thinks for a second and looks the drunk up and down. He tells the drunk "I will tell you my secr...
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