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Bruce Jenner Jokes

I remember seeing Bruce Jenner on Wheaties boxes as a kid and wanting to be him.

Apparently he looked at Wheaties boxes and wanted to be Mary Lou Retton

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What did Bruce Jenner tell Kris Jenner on their wedding night ?

I want your sex.

If Bruce Jenner was a superhero...

Would he be a ‘X-Men’ or a ‘Transformer’?

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Why did Bruce Jenner become a woman?

Why did Bruce Jenner become a woman?

Because he was tired of being guilty until proven innocent.

Why hasn't anyone seen Bruce Jenner in years?

Because he's transparent.

What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie?

Aunt Man

Bruce Jenner walked into a barber shop...

...looking for a friend.
He asks the barber "Bob Peters here?"

The barber says, "Nope. Just cut hair."

I feel sorry for Bruce Jenner.

He should have never admitted that he is a Republican. Some things are just better kept in the closet.

Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA?

Because they have tranny problems too

Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman?

He wanted to avoid menopause.

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was..

Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

Men are better at everything.

Proof?

Bruce Jenner won the "Woman of the Year" award.

Ruffled feathers ahead.

What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner.

Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen.

The four stages of Bruce Jenner.

Who is your favorite X-Man?

I like Wolverine but Bruce Jenner is a close second.

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Caitlyn Jenner just became the latest to expose another sexual harasser.

She is alleging Bruce Jenner groped her about 10 years ago.

If people were hard drives

Bruce Jenner would have been reformatted.

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