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Kylie Jenner Jokes

Kylie Jenner asked me to roast her.

I said platics don't roast they melt.

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

What does Kylie Jenner and a Disney princess have in common?

They're both made by the hands of others.

What's the difference between Kylie Jenner and an egg?

One is just a fragile shell, containing contents so shallow, they hardly give any sustenance to those who want it. And if dropped, or tossed away, can be easily replaced by bunch of others, exactly like them.

And the other is an egg.

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain.

Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

Kylie Jenner is a self-made billionaire!

Just like her dad is a self-made woman.

Why can't you see Kylie Jenner's dad?

Because he's transparent

A picture of an egg on Instagram got more likes than Kylie Jenner...

...I guess you could say the egg beat her.

Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi

I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.

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Why do so many people want to have sex with Kylie Jenner?

Because you're supposed to recycle plastic

I'm not sure why there's a lot a backlash over Kylie Jenner being called a self made billionaire by Forbes

When you think about it, she ain't the only Jenner to be a self made woman.

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I feel bad for Kylie Jenner...

It must be rough knowing your dad has a tighter pussy than you.

Kylie Jenner Walks into a restaurant

Kylie Jenner walks into a restaurant where she has made a reservation. The waiter greets her politely, and says, "Right this way Mrs. Jenner" and begins leader her to her table. "Please," she says, "Mrs. Jenner is my father. Call me Kylie.

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