"Hey, that's a cool looking Olympic medal. How did you win it? Where did you win it? What material is it made from?"
"Iran."
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Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population
#1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion #3. Japan: 173.3 million #4. Australia: 48 as of last census
What did the Russian Olympic medal winners prove?
There was Russian medaling.
Romania won 4 Olympic medals this year in Tokyo. 3 of them are from either sweep or sculling.
They must have a high degree of row mania over there.
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals...
...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States.
The Russian Covid Vaccine Sputnik is 91.6% effective
It's also the only Covid vaccine that will help you win an Olympic medal.
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