A policeman is doing his rounds at night when he sees a drunk man searching intensely for something under a brightly lit street lamp.
"Hello, what are you doing here?" he asks.
"I've lost my keys and can't find them," the drunk slurps.
So they both look for the key, but after 10 minutes it is clear: there is no key here.
"Are you sure you lost your key here?" the cop asks.
"Nah, I lost the key i...
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A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday by sneaking into the chicken coop and replacing every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats the shit out of the peacock.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Warm midnight falling. Stars shining, dancing brightly. Peaceful all at once
A duck walks into a pub
And waddles up to the bar with a newspaper under his wing and says
"I'll take a tuna sandwich and a coffee."
Now at first the bartender was a little taken aback because afterall how often do you see a talking duck? But being a good host he obliges his patron and serves up a tuna san...
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer ...
Losing his load
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the t...
A beautiful young woman wearing a revealing black dress and a sharp-dressed middle-aged man were sitting across from one another in an exclusive, high-end New York City restaurant; long white tablecloths and perfectly arranged place settings with one small white candle burning brightly in the center...