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Brain Fog Jokes

COVID-19 causes brain fog

Because the neurons are social distancing.

Two symptoms of coronavirus are brain fog and irritability

I’ve just realised I’ve had long covid since about 2001

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Who wants to be Body Boss???

When man was first created, various body parts applied for the job of Boss.

The legs were first – “Since we take man wherever he needs to go, we should be boss.”
Then the brain chimed in – “Because I do all of man’s thinking and decision making, I should be boss.
Next were the eyes – “W...

Christmas Day accident

Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.

His gums aren't itching, but now, he can...

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