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Bonsai Tree Jokes

What do I know about bonsai trees?

Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)

I don't trust Bonsai trees.

They are a little shady.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

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