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Black Person Jokes

Why did the black person go into confession?

Because he wanted to know what it is like to speak to a father

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I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill.

I always wanted to use black people as currency.

[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.

Where do you hide after killing a black person?

Behind a badge

What does a catholic, a Jew, a Muslim, and a black person have in common these days?

None of them know how it feels to be discriminated against at a water fountain

What do you call a black person in space

An astronaut, obviously

What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person?

How they steal your money

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call a black person who sings well?

A vocal minority

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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How do you starve a black person?

The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

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Why do black people only have nightmares

Because the last black person to have a dream got assassinated

If a black person calls you a whitey or a cracker just remember...

It's fine for them to say that, you can say things they never will be able too.

Like, "thanks for the warning officer"

How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid?

He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American.

What'd you expect, something racist?

A black person is walking down the street carrying a 4K TV

I thought, 'that looks like mine!'.


But then I remembered, my black person is at home doing laundry

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Some people say the Canadian prime minister does not like dressing up like a black person.

But it's Trudeau.

A Mexican and black person are in a car, who is driving?

The cop

What does a racist cocaine addict say when he meets a black person?

"White Powder!"

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What do you call a black person that can fly a plane?

A pilot, you racist fucks.



P.S
Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here.

A Jewish joke updated for modern times

Pastor Jackson and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Washington DC in 2022. "Pastor Jackson," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Fox News! I can't understand why. A Black libel website! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Black person?"

"On the...

Turning Red is a film that attempts to be more culturally sensitive of Chinese people...

You know, the people with the government who still can't handle seeing a black person on a movie poster.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies.

Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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A KKK member finds a magic lamp on the beach...

He rubs it and a Black genie pops out. The genie looks at the man and says "damn, this is pretty fucked up. I'll tell you what. I'll give you three wishes, but I'm also going to grant your wish to every black person in the world and double it."

"Fair enough" says the KKK member. "I wish f...

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Two guys are on the side of the road in their car.

The first guy is thinking and he eventually comes to the conclusion: "I've seen white people, Mexicans, and even asians die, but never a black person."

The second guy thinks and says "yeah i guess i never have either. "

Then the third guy says "I see black people die all the time!"...

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