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A man walks into a bar

Dave walks into a bar, upon entering the bar, an elderly man begins to talk about Dave’s mother.

“I fucked your mom real good last night,” says the elderly man.

Dave is upset but keeps calm as he is just trying to enjoy his night.

“Oh yeah, she was begging for my cock, your mom ...

My Crazy Uncle

My uncle is actually insane. He sits in the corner of the room, fidgeting and blabbering nonsense to himself all the time. My family says it all started went he "went off the deep end" 25 years ago.

Personally, I think it started much earlier…when they forgot to put water in the pool.

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