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Bill O'reilly Jokes

Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly walk into a bar

Or do they?

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What kind of sex has Bill O'Reilly never had? [nsfw]

Consensual

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What did Bill O'Reilly say when his evening of necrophilia failed?

Fuck it! We'll do it live!

What will Trump watch in the evenings now that Bill O'Reilly is gone?

Bill will go over and do it live.

People keep laughing at Millennials over this whole eating Tide Pods thing, but it started with Bill O'Reilly

“Tide goes in, Tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the Tide goes in.”

A guy arrives at the gates of heaven.

St. Peter welcomes him and gives him a tour of the main building. One of the room is filled with clocks.
St. Peter explains: "These clocks keep track of every lie someone deceased or still alive has ever made. For example, this is Mother Teresa's clock. The time is exactly midnight 0 minutes 3 se...

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Which 3 US bills have to do with sexual harassment of women?

Bill Cosby
Bill O'reilly
Bill Clinton

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Wow, Trump is making America great again...

Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!

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