A priest was pulled over while driving for speeding

The priest said to the officer: “Blest are they who show mercy, as they will receive mercy”

The officer responded back, giving a ticket: “Go, and sin no more”

Two hunters......

Two hunters walking thru the woods,one slips,and rolls down a steep ravine. The other calls down to him ,but he gets no response. He picks up his phone,calls 911.
Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Panicked Hunter: my buddy and I were walking he tripped fell down a ravine, and he is dead....

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