A guy walks into a pub in the middle of the countryside and orders a pint. While the barman is pouring his drink he notices a jar behind the bar that's stuffed with cash, must be close to £5000 in there. Curious, he asks the barman, "what's this about?"
"Ah, it's a little game we got 'ere" sa...
What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
What do you call an asian girl with only one leg?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
That same guy in your pool? Bob
Same guy in your hot tub? Stew
Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack
Same guy on your porch? Matt
Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer
Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you...
I met an Asian chick with 1 leg
Her name is Irene
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in front of a door? Mat
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and swims? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a big steel pot? Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and ha...
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A guy has $5 and is horny as hell...
He goes to a brothel and asks the bouncer what he can get for $5. The bouncer says you'll have to go see Irene out back. So the guy goes to a little shed behind the brothel. He sees Irene, takes a deep breath and asks her "can I get a blowjob, I have $5?" She says can't I have Pyorrhea, he ...