Gump Jokes - 17 Hilarious Gump Jokes

If Forrest Gump ran a property management group, what would it be called?

New Tenant Dan

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What is Forrest Gump password

1forrest1

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What’s Forest Gump’s password?

1Forest1.

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Jack Sparrow was talking to Forrest Gump.

Jack asked, "Do you know what a pirate's favorite drink is?"

Forrest thinks for a second, and says "Hi-C?"

Jack shakes his head.

Forrest thinks again and says "Oh, I know. It's Arrrr-Sea Cola."

Jack shakes his head again and says "Rum, Forrest. Rum".

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What's Forest Gump's Password?

1Forrest1

Courtesy of Google's daily joke.

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What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?

>!1forest1!<

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Forrest Gump finds a magic lamp

he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."

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Why did Forrest Gump stop running?

For rest.

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How did Forrest Gump’s horse order his favorite drink at the bar?

Gin—NEIGHHHH

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What is Forrest Gump’s favorite pasta?

Penne

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Forrest Gump passed away

... And he is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed however, as Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter says, "Well Forrest, it is certainly good to see ye. We hath heard much of you. I must inform thee that Heaven is filling up fast, and we hath been admin...

What did Forrest Gump say when asked what his favorite type of pasta is?

I love you Penne

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Can anyone tell me who played Forrest Gump?

T.hanks

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Forrest Gump died and went to Heaven...

As Forrest approaches the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him.
“Ah, welcome, Mr. Gump. We’ve been anxiously awaiting your arrival.”
Forrest looked intently, not quite sure what to make of the scene in front of him.
“Forrest, before I let you into Heaven, I need you to answer three quest...

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Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E

But Forrest Gump ruined it for us

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What do you call a horticulturist who started running and couldn’t stop?

Florist Gump

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I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

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