We’ll call them Sean and Murphy. And they’re two Irish farm hands going to Dublin on their day off.
Sean falls and twists his ankle and says “Aye, Murph. I can’t go much farther. I’ll just nip into this bar off the road and you can get me on yer way back.”
Murphy says, “alright, Sean...
Have you guys heard of Murphy's law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Have you ever heard of Cole's law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
Seamus and Murphy wanted to go out drinking like respectable Irishman, but they didn't have alot of money...
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said to Seamus ‘Hang on my friend, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Seamus said ‘Are you crazy Murph? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’...
Irish Triplets
Murphy's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son!’
'Ain't dat grand!...
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An Irishman is walking home in Belfast, after a long day of alcohol filled festivities
His walk proves to be longer than he anticipated and nature starts calling. He keeps walking, hoping he'll make it home but he can't hold it in anymore. He looks around but can't see a place to conceal his inevitable colon loaf. He stops in the middle of the footpath, lowers his trousers, squats dow...
If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar...
He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf.
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