Banana Tree Jokes - 4 Hilarious Banana Tree Jokes

What do you get hanging from banana trees?

Sore arms.

Monkey sees Elephant climbing a banana tree.

Confused, Monkey calls out to Elephant, "Hey, Elephant, why are you climbing that tree?"

Elephant says, "I'm going to eat me a mango!"

Monkey responds, "But that isn't a mango tree!?!"

Elephant says, "Don't worry about it, I brought my own."

A monkey climbs a banana tree

So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is astonished to see a fully grown elephant sitting in it.

"what are you doing here?" asks the monkey.

"eating these pears," said the elephant, holding up a pear.

"but this is a banana tree," said the monkey.

"I know" said the ...

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An Australian nudist was walking along a beach

When he heard three kids coming his way he quickly climbed up in a banana tree and hid. Then he saw the kids, three girls no more than 11 years old. It looked as if they were going to walk right by when suddenly the girls stopped right by the tree and looked at the bananas.

The Australian st...

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