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Bad Vision Jokes

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad vision, and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit. The other hoots but can't shit

My optometrist told me I have bad vision

I don't see the problem

A man was getting surgery to treat his bad vision

Man: are you sure this is going to work?

Doctor: you'll see.

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