Back To The Future Jokes - 14 Hilarious Back To The Future Jokes

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When I first saw "Back to the Future" I thought: "shit, this dude is going to bang his mom."

But luckily, they got caught fingering and were thrown out of the cinema.

Did you hear that Disney+ is making a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future where the time machine is half car and half person?

It’s called the Man-DeLorean.

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I've just watched the Alabama version of 'Back to the Future,'

Unlike his counterpart, this version of Marty McFly can't resist the temptations of his mother and ends up fucking her,

Then he travels back in time.

There's a new Back to the Future sequel coming out

It's about time.

I just heard Back to the Future was getting a re-release at the cinema.

It’s about time.

Whenever I reach 88 mph in my car, I always make a Back to the Future time traveling sound effect inside my head...

...and that's usually followed by a police siren sound effect outside my car.

When my friend told me he's finally going to watch Back to the Future

, I said it's about time.

Doc from back to the future didn’t use his delorean all that much

He only used it from time to time

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The first time I saw Back to the Future, it was at a theater in Alabama. As I was watching, I thought, "Oh my God, he's going to fuck his mom!"

Thankfully though, before they were actually able to do it, the usher came and chucked them both out.

I always set the clock in my car ahead of the current time…

So whenever I get in it I’m going back to the future.

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Part of me feels really bad about this. I mean he's only a kid. He's really too young to understand what I did to him. But do it to him I did. I 121G’d the lad.

I went into an O’Reilly’s store last week to pick up some wiper blades. I had this young kid helping me. He made a comment about how...

Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy?

He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!

When I drink I think about the past, when I smoke weed I think about the future.

When I'm drunk and stoned it's like back to the future.

"Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."

"Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"

"Sure did!"

"It's about time!"

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