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At Hand Jokes

Trump, walking and arguing with a critic, stops a random person in the street to ask their opinion on the matter at hand.

Trump: Sir, maybe you can settle something for us; what do YOU think of how I performed as president of the United States?

Random Guy: Monumental

Trump: Thank you sir, you've been very helpful!

(To the Critic) See?! What did I tell you?

Critic: uhhhhh...that guy was Jama...

What branch of the military is most superior at hand-to-hand combat?

The Arm-y

The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.

The labradoodle dude'll do.

Everything unrelated to the subject at hand is irrelevant.

But everything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A woman gets out the shower

A woman is just getting out the shower when there's a knock at the door. She doesn't have a towel at hand so she shouts, "Who is it?".

"It's the blind man"

Realising the towel no longer matters, she opens the door.

The blind man says, "Nice tits, love. Where do you want the blin...

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