Two antennae get married on a roof

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was *amazing*!

I wore an antennae to my sister’s wedding the other day

The reception was much better

Two antennae were on a roof.

They fell in love and got married. The service wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.

Nothing is built in the USA anymore...

Just bought a new TV...says "Built in Antennae"

Hell, I dont even know where that is....

Two antennae...

One day, Two antennae on opposite sides of the roof meet each other. They get to know one another real well, end up falling in love, and eventually decide to marry. The wedding wasn't anything special, but the reception was amazing!!!

How do ants communicate with each other?

With their antennae of course!

So there are 3 scientists in a lab studying flies...

There are 3 scientists in a lab studying flies. The first scientist grabs a fly from the jar, rips off its antennae, and says "Fly, fly!". The fly flies around the room, then lands back on the table. The scientists writes down in his journal: "Fly can fly without antennae"

The next scientist ...

The starship Enterprise encountered an alien race...

Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you...

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