Antennae Jokes

They fell in love and got married. The service wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.

The reception was much better

One day, Two antennae on opposite sides of the roof meet each other. They get to know one another real well, end up falling in love, and eventually decide to marry. The wedding wasn't anything special, but the reception was amazing!!!

Just bought a new TV...says "Built in Antennae"

Hell, I dont even know where that is....

With their antennae of course!

There are 3 scientists in a lab studying flies. The first scientist grabs a fly from the jar, rips off its antennae, and says "Fly, fly!". The fly flies around the room, then lands back on the table. The scientists writes down in his journal: "Fly can fly without antennae"

The next scientist ... read more

Because she had no arms.

@&#<#&*@>×>!!*

Two Antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.

The ceremony wasn't that good, but the *reception* was incredible!

^@<#@*@:×>×&@!*!>@

A pastor was filling out paperwork at his desk, wh... read more

Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you... read more