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Alabaman Jokes

What do you call the study of an Alabaman’s family tree?

Incestry

What happens to your family tree when it’s made up of polyamorous Alabamans?

>!It looks like a chain link fence geting taller each generation.!<

Two Alabaman families walk into a bar...

Just kidding, there's only one family in Alabama.

What does an Alabaman and yeast have in common

They’re both inbred.

How do you circumcise a Alabaman man?

You kick his mom’s jaw.

Two Alabamans die, and go to hell.

Satan walks by to check up on them, and notices them wearing winter coats and shivering. "What are you two doing?" He says. "This is *hell*, and you're *cold?!*" One of the Alabamans replies, "We've had much hotter temperatures out in Birmingham, this is practically an igloo in comparison!"

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What's the difference between pushy people and Alabaman men?

Pushy people are insisters.
Alabaman men are in sisters.

P.s. Happy National Siblings Day!

Alabamans were fine with Roy Moore dating teenagers as an adult until

they found out that he wasn't dating cousins.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke

Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?

Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.

Edit: Yes, a person from Alabama is called either an Alabaman or Alabamian.

Whats the difference between a teenager and a teenager from Alabama?

The Alabaman teen’s “Home Movies” file actually mean “Home Movies”

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight.

How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose.

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