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where do Alabamans put their butter?


What does an Alabaman and lunch meat have in common?

They're both inbred.

Two Alabaman families walk into a bar...

Just kidding, there's only one family in Alabama.

What do all alabamans have in common?

Their last name.

Two Alabamans die, and go to hell.

Satan walks by to check up on them, and notices them wearing winter coats and shivering. "What are you two doing?" He says. "This is *hell*, and you're *cold?!*" One of the Alabamans replies, "We've had much hotter temperatures out in Birmingham, this is practically an igloo in comparison!"


What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke

Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?

Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.

Edit: Yes, a person from Alabama is called either an Alabaman or Alabamian.

Whats the difference between a teenager and a teenager from Alabama?

The Alabaman teen’s “Home Movies” file actually mean “Home Movies”

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight.

How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose.

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