What do Alabamian families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Q: How do you call residents of Alabama: Alabamers or Alabamians?

A: Inbred.

I like my pastrami how I like them Alabamians.

In bread

It’s time to stop Alabamian stereotypes.

Me, my dad, my uncle, my mom, my aunt, and my grandfather have started a petition to stop these stereotypes.

We may only have 3 signatures, but we can start a change!

What do Jack-o'-lanterns and Alabamians have in common?

They both pump-kin

Best part of an Alabamian wedding?

Can also double as a family reunion.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy...

Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke

Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?

Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.

Edit: Yes, a person from Alabama is called either an Alabaman or Alabamian.

In a room of 50 men, one from every state, how do you find the ones from Arizona, North Dakota, and Alabama?

To find the Arizonan: say "wow, you won't believe how hot it was today!"

To find the North Dakotan: say "wow, you won't believe how cold it was today!"

To find the Alabamian: say "wow, you won't believe how close I am with my sister!"

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