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Alabamian Jokes

How many Alabamians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two; the mother, the father, the brother, the sister, the uncle, the aunt …..

What do Alabamian families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What do you call an Alabamian With a Gluten Fetish?

In Bread.

It’s time to stop Alabamian stereotypes.

Me, my dad, my uncle, my mom, my aunt, and my grandfather have started a petition to stop these stereotypes.

We may only have 3 signatures, but we can start a change!

Best part of an Alabamian wedding?

Can also double as a family reunion.

My great great grandparents sacrificed a lot for our family. So as an Alabamian, family values are important to me...

I have to honor my incestors.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Alabama vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doc...

What do Jack-o'-lanterns and Alabamians have in common?

They both pump-kin

How many Alabamians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Change a light bulb ? What for ? The only light we need is God !

Did you hear the news today? Alabama is turning blue!

Many Alabamians have trouble breathing because of Covid it seems.

Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke

Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?

Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.

Edit: Yes, a person from Alabama is called either an Alabaman or Alabamian.

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