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Airplane Pilot Jokes

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Earl was an airplane pilot with many years of experience.

Now Earl always had a dream: to try to do a loop-de-loop with a Boeing 747.
So on his last flight before his retirement, he told the passengers
"Hello, this is your captain Earl speaking. For many years, I wanted to try to do a loop-de-loop with a plane, and today is my last flight before re...

Two Polish airplane pilots are landing a plane.

Two Polish airplane pilots are landing a plane. They can't slow down the plane fast enough and they smash through the airport, through the windows and into the waiting area.

The pilot says, "Man that was a short runway."

The co-pilot says, "But sure was wide though, wasn't it?"

Why didn't the airplane pilot swim to safety after the plane crash in Egypt?

Because he was in de Nile.

Mile High Club

Airplane pilot comes on the intercom and says "folks, to save the lives of the other 127 people on this plane, 3 of you will have to jump."

Everyone looks around and finally a Frenchman stands up and says "in the name of France, I'll jump. Viva la France!" And he jumps out of the plane.
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