Earl was an airplane pilot with many years of experience.
Now Earl always had a dream: to try to do a loop-de-loop with a Boeing 747. So on his last flight before his retirement, he told the passengers "Hello, this is your captain Earl speaking. For many years, I wanted to try to do a loop-de-loop with a plane, and today is my last flight before re...
Two Polish airplane pilots are landing a plane.
Two Polish airplane pilots are landing a plane. They can't slow down the plane fast enough and they smash through the airport, through the windows and into the waiting area.
The pilot says, "Man that was a short runway."
The co-pilot says, "But sure was wide though, wasn't it?"
An airplane pilot was lost in thoughts about women
...when he suddenly notices a thick fog surrounding his plane. All he can make out is the shape of a building in front of him. His copilot makes a sign reading "WHERE ARE WE?" and flashes it out the window. The people in the building ahead return the sign "YOU ARE IN A PLANE". The pilot...
Mile High Club
Airplane pilot comes on the intercom and says "folks, to save the lives of the other 127 people on this plane, 3 of you will have to jump."
Everyone looks around and finally a Frenchman stands up and says "in the name of France, I'll jump. Viva la France!" And he jumps out of the plane. ...