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Hardware Follies

Lady shopping in a Hardware Store, says; "I would like to buy this hinge, please."
Clerk asks; "Would you like a screw for this hinge?"
She snaps; "NO! But I'll blow you for the Toaster Oven in the window."

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A young woman walks into a confessional

A beautiful young woman walks into a confessional, "Father, forgive me, for I have sinned, I made wild passionate love to a man after he told me I was special, and beautiful and the only one in the world for him"


The priest tsks, but remembering the follies of youth, lets her off easy "...

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