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Abi Jokes

Stranded on an island

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.



Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,



“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we ...

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Two old Jews were sitting on a park bench...

...one of them says, "Abie, I heard about the fire at your warehouse, I'm so sorry."

Abie says "Shhh...it's tomorrow."

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

[Please don't hurt me](http://i.imgur.com/3j5vABi.png)

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