One kindergartener raises his hand and asks the teacher if he can go to the bathroom. "You can go to the bathroom if you say your ABCs" the teacher replies. "Abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz" "Where's the P?" "Running down my leg"
Picked my son up from his first day of daycare.
Looked like a great place. Tons of cool toys. One corner of the room was full of blocks, one corner had a huge ball pit, another corner was a reading nook with little-kid type books. I got there just as they were cleaning the room up, and there were these huge foam ABCs all over the floor. I watched...
Stay in school, kids.
One day, a kid comes home from school. He goes up to his mom and says "Momma, I was at school today, and Tommy could count all the way to 100! I can barely count to about 7 or 8!" The mom goes "That's ok sweetie, one day you'll be as smart as him. Next day, the kid comes home again. He goes up to...
What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?