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9s Jokes

In America, dogs are k-9s

But in China, dogs are e-10

Did you know that only 75% of the world's population of German Shepherds are classified as K-9s?

The others are German, Shepherds.

how many 9s does it take to change a lightbulb?

11.

9 11 changed everything.

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[NSFW]After a round of golf...

a guy heads back to the club house. There, he sees a beautiful, blonde, big breasted woman, and naturally, he heads over to flirt with her. They hit it off, and decide to play a round together.

He is doing his best to impress, but she cleans his clock, winning by 9 strokes. Embarrassed, his m...

Counterfeiters

Two counterfeiters were working on making some fake bills starting with $100’s. One of the plates slipped without them noticing, and printed out a whole run of $18 bills.

Instead of wasting them, they decided to head south to see if they could pass them off, thinking that locals wouldn’t kno...

K-9 Names

Working in the city we work hand in hand with the city police.
So the other day I saw the Sergeant walking 2 new K-9s. I asked her their names and she points to 1 and says this is Rolex and this pointing to the other dog is Timex.
Now I thought that was strange so I said don’t you think that’s...

I told my girlfriend that she's the only one I've ever been with

The rest were at least 8s and 9s.

The number 69

Some people think 69 is the perfect number, but the truth is that 9's tired of 6 coming first.

My wife asked me if she’s the only one I’ve been with...

I said yes, all the others were 9s and 10s.

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Guy: “Do you know you’re the only one I’ve ever had sex with?”

Girl: “Really?!?!”

Guy: “Yes, all the others have been 9s and 10s.”

Being genetically engineered, evaluated, selected, and trained from birth to be a super-soldier...

before being deployed to a fight a technologically inferior foe in a far-off country to secure economic gains for your overseers, then being either left to die or executed for convenience, is either the plot of a dark and kickass dystopian fiction novel, or a technically accurate description of the ...

Oldie but still good...

This seems to fit here:

Some sub-par counterfeiters discovered that their latest run of bills were all $18 denominations. They realized that they couldn’t pass them off in the city so they headed out to the hinterlands to try and pass them off.

They stopped at a backwoods general stor...

The love story of 6 and 9

Sit children, and let me tell you the tale of a guy who was caught in a predicament.

One day a guy was mowing his lawn. He was about a 6, so let's call him that. 6 was mowing his lawn until a dog came running down the street. 6 chased the dog until he caught him. He turned around and saw that...

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