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Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so fat, they did a story on how fat she was on the channel 3 news

I switched to channel 7 and you could still see her ass in the corner of the screen

Yo mama’s so fat

When she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate…

It’s usually of the tectonic variety.

Yo mama so ugly

When she sits on her phone, it unlocks.

Yo mama joke I thought of it

Yo mama is so fat and old that she’s still eating from the last supper.





Edit : Jesus Christ this blew up. Didn’t know so many of you had to release yo mamas from your system.

Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs….

My phone ran out of space.

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Yo mama is so dumb...

...She refused to give your dad a blowjob because she thought he'd lose his unemployment benefit.

Yo mama...

So dyslexic even her blood is Type-O

Yo mama so dumb, When the doctor told her she was pregnant,

She asked, "Is it mine?"

Yo mama so fat

She has a watch for every time zone she's in,
When she walks past the tv, you miss 8 seasons,
She beat galactus in a planet-eating contest,
Thanos couldn't snap her out of existence,
Flash died before he could do a lap around her
And she ate a black hole because she was hungry

Yo Mama So Fat

When she takes a bath she doesn't use any water and it still overflows!

Yo mama so dumb

that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

Yo mama so slow...

it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Yo Mama is so ugly

If Bill Cosby found her unconscious he’d call the paramedics

Yo mama so old...

In school, history was called present.

Me and my mates stayed up all night last night telling Yo Mama jokes.

She’s got a great sense of humour. Send my love.

Yo mama is so fat that…

She needs to wear a watch on both wrists because of time zone difference.

Yo mama so fat

Every time she's about to jump in the pool God says: "Noah, get the boat NOW"

Yo mama so fat...

Just thinking about her in my head I broke my neck

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Yo Mama is like a bowling ball

She likes it when you fill all her holes and when your done with her you can throw her in the gutter and the bitch always comes back for more.

Chefs don't tell yo mama jokes

They tell umami jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell...

I didn't laugh, but the ground cracked up

Yo Mama is a Size Eight

Size Ate Too Much.

Yo Mama's so hairy...

Her dandruff shampoo is called "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes"

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Yo mama so fat..

I ate her ass and had leftovers for a week.

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Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat she butt dialed me from a phone booth.

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Yo mama so fat, when she has sex with multiple men its not called a gang bang,

Its called a team-effort

Yo mama so poor…

… that ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama told an outlaw "this town isn't big enough for the two of us"

The outlaw responded "it's not big enough for one of you."

Yo mama's so old,

Her first cruise was on the Ark.

Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs….

The whole internet burped.

Yo mama so ugly…

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!

Yo mama's so fat....

Even her hopes and dreams are on weight watchers

Yo mama so fat

The earth was actually flat until they buried her.

Medieval Yo Mama joke

Saw this joke today, it’s from the 1400’s

A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of
those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy,
who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with
that net of his? "I am going to the Brothel's outlet,"...

Yo Mama so OLD

She met Gary Oldman when he was Gary Numan.

\-MPL

Yo mama so ugly…

Even Ripley couldn’t believe it.

Yo mama is so fat and so old...

...that she's currently rolling over in her gravy.

Yo mama so fat...

that when she went to space, she didn't experience weightlessness.

Yo mama is so fat.

Her weight loss program was featured on: Top 10 failed megaprojects.

Yo mama jokes thread

What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?


I'll go first: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo Mama so Ugly....

that she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application

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Yo Mama...

...is so nasty, I had phone sex with her and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so fat

When she goes to the beach the tide comes in, but she's so ugly that it goes back out

[Edit] typo

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

Yo mama so dumb

She heard there was a sale on color TVs, and she tried to buy a green one.

Yo mama jokes are classics

They’re kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many.

Just like yo mama.

Yo mama so big, the stork couldn't carry her...

They needed a *crane*.

Yo mama so strong

The Rock calls her The Paper

Yo mama so dumb,

She got fired from the M&M's production line for throwing away the W's

Yo mama is so poor

That she cant even pay attention

Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...

they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.



(I'm sorry, it's terrible)

Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks there has been......

eleven World Wars

Yo mama so fat .....

.....they had to bring down the
rainforest when she ordered a salad

Yo mama jokes will always remain a classic.

Yo mama so fat, it takes a substation transformer to power her defibrillator.

Yo mama so fat…

That when she went to [insert foreign country] she became [home country]’s largest export

Yo mama so fat. . .

I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mama is such a Karen

Her self-entitlement has its own reserved parking space in front of Walmart

Yo mama so poor

When people come to the door she gotta stick her head out and say “Ding, Dong!”

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Yo Mama's so old... and stupid... and fat.

Yo Mama's so old she remembers when Captain Caveman was a lieutenant,

yo Mama's so old, when she went to school history class was just one paragraph.

yo Mama's so stupid, she has a glow in the dark sundial in her garden,

yo Mama's so stupid she went to the Dentist to fix her Blu...

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Yo mama so fat

The strip club calls her Hitler after all the damage she's done to the poles.

Yo mama's so fat

she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is A1

Yo Mama So Fat

Ed Sheeran had a seizure trying to describe the shape of her

Every yo mama joke has been done thousands of times by thousands of people...

.... Just like yo mama.

yo mama is so gross

that when i told her to 'do the robot' r2-d2 got herpes

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Everyone calls yo mama smoker.

‘Cause they all hang their meat there.

Yo mama is so nasty..

They used to eat her out on Fear Factor.

Yo mama so fat it's hilarious

I'm not laughing but the floor is cracking up

Yo mama so fat...

When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.


Gimme your best yo mama jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears yellow...

I praise the Sun.

Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

Yo mama so fat

she looked at the menu and said OK

Yo mama so fat

When she took her pants to the dry cleaners the lady said, "we don't do curtains."

Yo mama is so fat

That when she jumped the fossils started screaming

Yo Mama so fat

If she were in Star Wars she would be Admiral Snackbar

Yo mama so fat

>!We’re genuinely worried about her. That kind of lifestyle is unhealthy. You should encourage her to walk more and lay off the Ben&Jerry’s.!<

I would make a joke about how yo mama so fat...

But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.

Best YO MAMA JOKE ACCORDING TO ME

yo mama is so stupid that she went for an archery contest and aimed for the ground and missed

Yo mama so big...

...her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

Yo mama’s so stupid...

She cried onto a ketchup packet because it said “tear here.”

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she went to a weight lifting competition and won 1st place for standing up

Yo mama so fat...

it took Nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama is so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest, but they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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