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Yo mama so poor…

… that ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so poor

When people come to the door she gotta stick her head out and say “Ding, Dong!”

Yo Mama So Poor....

She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle.

Yo Mama so poor...

...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.

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