Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes

that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

...she tells yo mama jokes to you and your siblings.

She asked, "Is it mine?"

She heard there was a sale on color TVs, and she tried to buy a green one.

...and even then, it was an A minus!

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R... read more

She thought an IP address was RKelly's house

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.