Woodchipper Jokes - 5 Hilarious Woodchipper Jokes

All the children were playing with the woodchipper, except Fawn.

She was spread out all over the lawn.

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Why did the chicken jump into the woodchipper?

...To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A panda in a woodchipper.

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What is the worst kind of 'minor' injury?

Throwing a kid into a woodchipper.

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There once was a man who loved tractors

I mean he absolutely LOVED them. He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor porn(which is not easy to find mind you). The only thing that even came close to his love for tractors, was the love he felt for his wife. His high sch...

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