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White Lady Jokes

What does Corporate America call a company with an all-white, all-male Board of Directors and an all-white, all-male Executive Team, except for one white lady who's the VP of HR and an Indian dude who's the CTO?

Diverse

Why did the white lady want to talk the manager into giving her a free item?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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A white lady wants to see if blacks are as good in bed as they say,

So she goes to a bar and takes home the first black guy she sees.. She gets completely naked and goes up to the man and says" I want you to do whatever your best at" the guy grabs her purse and runs.

I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kannaswami.

I asked him: "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"

He said: "Many, many years ago when I first went to USA, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil refugee.
The white lady at the counter looked a...

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An oldie but a goodie

A guy is walking through the village in NY and passes a porn shop that his buddy owns. He decides to go in and say hi. He walks in and his buddy Jon is behind the counter.
When Jon sees his old friend he says, “any chance you could look after the shop for a bit, I haven’t had lunch yet”. “No pro...

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