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A black guy and a white girl are at a party

A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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What do you call virgin white girls?

Tighty Whities.

A black guy and a white girl hookup at a club...

And after a while of dancing and drinks both were getting eager to get under the sheets. They drive back to the girls place and just as the guy was taking out his package, the girl asked "is it true about what they say about black guys?" And he whispered in her ear "you bet it is", he then continued...

White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!

what does a basic white girl and an improper fraction have in common?

They can't even

What sound does a blonde white girl make while meditating?

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?"

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A white girl, an Asian girl and a black girl are on a plane...

At a certain point an engine fails and the plane crashes into the ocean.
As the plane is sinking the white girl quickly grabs her bag and starts putting on makeup and says: "When the rescue gets here they will obviously look for the prettiest women first".
The Asian girl quickly grabs all he...

What’s long, white, and gets longer because of white girls?

The line at a starbucks.

White girls be like.

40% Irish, 10% Native American, 5% Scottish,
20% French, 23% German and 2% Whole Milk.

A white girl is getting robbed...

The robber points his gun at her and tells her to count to ten.

"1...3...5...7...9" She says.

"Why did you skip all the even numbers!? " yells the robber.

"Because I can't even!"

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White girl goes on a date with a black man

They have lots of fun, she takes him home, they have coffee, go up to her bedroom and she says, "Show me it's true what they say about black guys"

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

A white girl walks into a bar

She passes it with flying colors and becomes a top lawyer

What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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A black man meets a white girl in a club.

They go back to the girls house and start making out. The girl says seductively "show me that its true what they say about Black Guys". The man then precedes to stab the girl take her purse and run off faster then the wind.

What catch phrase do white girls and statisticians share in common?

"That's totally random"

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end
:(

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

So I dated this white girl once. We're where driving around looking for a place to eat. I asked her have you ever had five guys

She said once but she was really needing the money

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic.
2. She literally can't even.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection...

A cracker with cheese.

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby?

The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house.


**I'll just see myself out**

What was the name of that white girl’s Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974?

Haley's Lassie

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Black Stereotype

A black man meets a pretty white girl at a bar. They hit it off through the night get a little drunk and decide to take a cab home together. When the white girl arrived at her stop she asked the black man to come inside. He does and the fun continues.
The white girl is sitting on her couch next ...

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Three women are near completing their CIA Academy training...

A white girl, a black girl, and a native American girl. The three must each pass a final test. Each is told that their husband is a foreign secret agent, and that they must kill their respective spouses to prove their loyalty. The white woman first is handed a pistol and enters the room wher...

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A black guy, white guy, asian guy and hand puppet are sitting in a bar...

The black guy says, "You know the thing about dating black girls? They're crazy in bed, but you can never trust them around other guys."

The white guy says, "White girls are cute, but they're always spoiled and high-maintenance."

The asian guy says, "Asian girls are intelligent, but th...

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A NSFW joke I was told at work.

There a 3rd grade teacher and she is having her students make noises that farm animals do. She asks a white girl, "What sound does a cow make?" The girls responds, "Mooo." The teacher says, "Wonderful that is exactly right." The teacher then asks a Black kid, " What sound does a pig make?" He says, ...

Did you know Tinder has different difficulties?

Here's how to unlock Tinder's different difficulties.

Easy mode: be a white girl

Intermediate mode: be a white guy

Hard mode: be anything else

God mode: be an Asian male

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A missionary deep in the heart of Africa is tending his herd of sheeps when suddenly

the very angry village chief approaches with his little albino daughter in his hand and yells with fury: "Priest! Look at daughter! You are the only white man within a 1000 miles, I know you have had sex with one of my wives!"
The missionary, a bit anxious, says with calm: "No no no, I can assur...

RACIST

I think my family is racist.. I brought my other wife who was white girl home and my wife and mom wouldn't talk to me.

I think my mirror is broken

I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.

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