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Wheelchair User Jokes

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A wheelchair user rides towards a bar.

On his way in he notices a man stood by the door smoking a cig.

The wheelchair user looks at the smoker and says "you do know that there is no reason for doing that at all. It won't make you feel better. It won't help you to fit in. It won't make you look cool."

"Really" says the smoke...

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they’ll never walk alone.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Paralampics

Three wheelchair users in the Paralympics have tested positive for WD40

My wife always pushes me around and talks behind my back.

Guess it's okay 'cause I'm a wheelchair user.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs

A wheelchair user after a house fire

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