Water On Mars Jokes - 6 Hilarious Water On Mars Jokes

NASA Just found water on mars

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If they really want to find water on Mars..

Just send my pops up there to golf.

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I heard they found water on Mars...

I bet California is pretty jealous.

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Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

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Budweiser starts a collaboration with SpaceX to be the first beer on Mars

I can already see the headlines...
"Colonist discovers water on Mars!"

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Yo momma is so fat ...

* when she wants to take a bath, She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water

* I crashed into her for 15 minutes

* I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

* She farted in the pool and flooded New Orleans

* when she steps on a scale it yells, ...

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