The cops walks up to the guy's car window and says "Son, I've been here just a waitin' for you all day."
The guy replies "Well, I got here as fast as I could".
From a 19th Century Joke Book
Little Willie was six years of age and had a very bad habit of telling falsehoods about everything he saw or heard. One day, while out on the street playing, he saw a very large dog, and, becoming frightened, rushed into the house and said, “Oh, mother, I saw a big bear on the street and he chased m...
A man is caught licking the outside of a tavern.
A police officer asks him what he's doing.
"Waitin' to get arrested, officer," he slurs. "If I'm gonna get charged with something, I wanna deserve it."
"What are you talking about?" the officer replies.
"I've been arrested 3 times this month, and I've agreed with the charges of...
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A man walkes into a bar and orders 10 shots of Jack
The bartender asked the man "you waitin on some friends or what" as he pours up the shots.
"No my friend, these are all for me" he says and begins downing the shots one after another.
The bartender is shocked and asks "why take so many shots and so quick like that?"
The man say...
Deputy Herbert was patrolling in his car down a road of a small town blanketed in snow one night.
Although it wasn't currently snowing, the temperature was well below freezing. No one would come out unless it was for emergencies. As the policeman rounded a corner, his headlights briefly passed over a vacant lot. Herbert quickly noticed something odd, and reversed his car so his headlights pointe...
The Wrestler.
There's an up-and-coming wrestler, and I mean a real wrestler not that glitzy camp showman stuff. Sweat and muscle. And he's good; with the able assistance of his manager, he's rising steadily in the ranks.
In fact he's so good, that he decides he can do it - he asks his manager to set up a t...
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