Who was learning to rhumba on skates He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates.
A man finds a rhumba of rattlesnakes inside a suitcase
So he calls 911 and tells the operator about the matter at hand. The operator is shocked to hear this and asks whether the snakes are moving. The man says "I don't know, but that might explain the suitcase."
Stolen From Another Reddit (I Think) In Honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day
There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who thought he could rhumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.