Vicars Jokes - 5 Hilarious Vicars Jokes

Police stopped two Vicars in their car and said to them, we are looking for a couple of child molesters, the Vicars looked at each other and says to the Police Officer.

OK we will do it.

Two vicars are talking on the street

"my bicycle was stolen from outside the church"

"have you thought about the police?

"I don't think the police would do a thing like that.. I'm joking, it was probably one of the churchgoers"

"I have an idea. In your next sermon, read out the ten commandments. when you get to, 't...

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A vicar and his wife are walking

A posh old vicar and his wife are walking through the village one Sunday afternoon when they see some graffiti with the letters F, U, C, K.
"oh Terence what does that mean? " asks the vicars wife.
Embarrassed and not wanting to talk about such things with his wife, the vicar tells her that i...

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A vicar is having a wank in the bathroom.

As he"s finishing himself off, he turns around to see the window cleaner staring at him.
Red faced, he rushes downstairs as he hears a knock at the door.
"I"ve done your windows vicar, that"ll be £100" says the cleaner with a smirk and a wink.
Hurriedly, the vicar pays him and shuts the ...

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A certain talk.

One day a vicar bumped into the headmistress of an exclusive girls' school.
"O Vicar, our girls are a certain age and we would like them to to have a Christian perspective on sex. Will you talk to them next Tuesday afternoon?"

The vicar agreed and decided he had better put the talk on his ...

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