A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.
The professor tells the class "In Veterinary Medicine, there are two quali...
A buddy of mine went to college, majored in veterinary medicine and minored in taxidermy.
"Either way you're getting your dog back" He says
After years in Veterinary medicine, I decided to learn Taxidermy also.
Now my sign reads: “Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way,you get your dog back!"