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Vaxxed Jokes

What do a calendar and a non vaxxed kid have in common?

Their days are numbered.

Did you know that non vaxxed kids had super abilities?

Their bodies are way more sensible to environmental exposure, and they can hear a sneeze from miles away.

I got my first dose of the Covid-19 vaccine today…

For the next few weeks I’ll be doing things half-vaxxed.

9th August 2021: a blond American woman is at the Canadian immigration counter......

The immigration officer is puzzled for a minute and then the light comes on.

"Thank you ma'am for that view but it is vaxxed not waxed'

Mmmm. Just learned an interesting fact

So apparently anti vaxxed children have mid life crisis at the age of 2

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