So a developer walks into a var

..that's all I got

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A Guy and an Ostrich Walk into a Bar

The guy tells the bartender: "I'll have a whisky." The ostrich says: "I'll have the same."

The bartender gives them their drinks, and when they finish, tells them: "That'll be 7.46$."

The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out 7 dollars and 46 cents exactly, without even having paus...

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = ["Hip", "Hip"];

Why isn't USA playing the world cup?

They don't want to get into another cold VAR situation in Russia

If you talk to a German football fan today

Don’t mention the VAR.

You think das ist a long time?

Obama, Putin and Merkel meet in Hamburg for a private summit, and Merkel decides to break the ice with a nice walk around the lake (Alster).


Obama, admiring the foliage, says "you know, in the States, we have forests so vast, that some military training exercises last as long as 2 years."...

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