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Vaping Jokes

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A group of vaping college students is called a smog.

A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office.

I really like vaping...

It's a good way to blow off steam

The health benefits of vaping

Ever since I started vaping, my wife has been getting a lot less cigarette burns.

What do you call a vaping vegan?1

Nothing! It isn't like you'll be able to get a word in!

What do you call making four left turns while vaping?

A Juulers loop.

I hate it when people say vaping is addictive...

It's not, I've been doing it for 5 years I oughta know

What do the Dallas Cowboys and vaping have in common?

They both can't beat a pack

I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking

You could say I am running on fumes.

If you meet an atheist, vegan Crossfitter, what is the first thing he tells you about?

His vaping

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

A straight-laced former cop and a priest were driving down a country road

Walking along the edge of the road were some teens - their pants sagging, they were vaping had a beer in hand, and could clearly be hear cursing loudly. This enraged the former cop. He drifted toward the side of the road as if to hit them, then pulled back. Angry, he drifted over again. There was a ...

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